May 2013
67 posts
joannanewsome:
oh my god i just witnessed a dramatic breakup between two 13 year olds
the aftermath
poor little fuck
stealinyoman:
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
amoying:
give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
raise the roof
akanedee:
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
Watcho-ceanmoonlight:
heyfunniest:
omfg
👌👌👌
Watchcliterallysame:
this is my favorite video on this website
thebatteur:
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
